THINGS MY MOM SAID ABOUT MY FIRST TATTOO
- •That she, my mother, is a failure.
- •That only people in the navy have tattoos.
- •That only people in the circus have tattoos.
- •That I will never get to be buried in a Jewish cemetery.We are not Jewish.
- •That I will get AIDS.
- •That I am easily influenced.
- •That people on the beach will judge me.
- •That I should have tried drawing it in sharpie first. Just to see how it looks.