Things I Have Been Told Not to Do That I Have Done

my mom would be so disappointed (inspired by @hannah_rachel)
  1. jingle my keys around (it brings quarrels in the family???)
  2. procrastinate
  3. refer to my elders as 'tu' instead of 'aap'
  4. jaywalk
  5. elbows on the table at meals
  6. use hashtags #idgaf
  7. open a present in the presence of the gifter
  8. watch high school musical 3 the year I'm supposed to graduate
  9. (honestly this list could go on forever but in conclusion I am the worst)
  10. BONUS: be gay
    ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ sorry mom