THINGS I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR

  1. Adults who don't eat pizza crust
  2. People who don't "like" eggs
  3. Windows without curtains
  4. Homes without dogs
  5. My ceiling fan's clicking noise
  6. my newly found insomnia
  7. cockroaches
  8. flimsy phone cases
  9. badly written articles
  10. art that is just lines going in the same direction
  11. Jazz music without lyrics
  12. radiation (all kinds)
  13. dark spaces (so not all kinds of radiation)
  14. back problems (at 19)
  15. Depression
  16. vague tasks from my boss
  17. exclamation points in texts and email
    Why are you shouting?
  18. failed auto saves
  19. THE END...