Things I'm Proud of Today
In no particular order
- •The interpretive dance I did this morning to the House of Cards theme song.
- •How early in her career I knew about Lana Del Rey.WHEN SHE WENT BY LIZZIE GRANT!
- •These giraffe shorts I ripped wide open while giving my friend a lapdance on her birthday.
- •These dinosaur shorts that are still intact.Dinoshorts.
- •This piece of a paperclip I am currently using to keep my sunglasses alive.