Things I Never Get Right the First Time

I'm trying!
  1. Tagless t-shirts
    Always backwards. Sometimes inside out.
  2. Fitted sheets
  3. Dialing international numbers
  4. Television inputs
    "It's input 4.... Wait, no, it's 3... Maybe it's 1. Oh, it was input 4, but the device just wasn't on."
  5. Reacting when ticket takers tell me to "enjoy the movie."
    "You too... ugh, sorry. You're at work. You aren't enjoying anything. Sorry... I'll just... Go."
  6. Entering parking structures of concert venues