Things I Never Get Right the First Time
- •Tagless t-shirtsAlways backwards. Sometimes inside out.
- •Fitted sheets
- •Dialing international numbers
- •Television inputs"It's input 4.... Wait, no, it's 3... Maybe it's 1. Oh, it was input 4, but the device just wasn't on."
- •Reacting when ticket takers tell me to "enjoy the movie.""You too... ugh, sorry. You're at work. You aren't enjoying anything. Sorry... I'll just... Go."
- •Entering parking structures of concert venues