THINGS I AM CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT
- •What if I actually run into Pitbull? Would I call him Pitbull? Or Mista Worldwide?
- •What if bald eagles become extinct?
- •Does Ke$ha constantly have her own song Tik Tok stuck in her head?
- •What weapon would I choose to defend myself in a zombie apocalypse?
- •What apps does Drake have on his cell phone?
- •Is constantly drinking chickfila lemonade harming my body?
- •How can I convince my local donut shop owner to make me a partner in his company and give me discounts on chocolate twists?