THINGS I AM CONSTANTLY THINKING ABOUT

  1. What if I actually run into Pitbull? Would I call him Pitbull? Or Mista Worldwide?
  2. What if bald eagles become extinct?
  3. Does Ke$ha constantly have her own song Tik Tok stuck in her head?
  4. What weapon would I choose to defend myself in a zombie apocalypse?
  5. What apps does Drake have on his cell phone?
  6. Is constantly drinking chickfila lemonade harming my body?
  7. How can I convince my local donut shop owner to make me a partner in his company and give me discounts on chocolate twists?