DOGS I WOULD PET BUT WOULD NOT TAKE HOME TO MOM
tbh I'm not really an animal person, BUT I'LL INDULGE YOU MICHAEL. Of course, I would pet all of these dogs. But only because society forces my cold, dead hands to stroke their plush coats. I'll hate every minute of it.
- •Scooby dooDumb as a rock. Addiction problem.
- •Comet from Full HouseWhat an asshole dog
- •Slinky from Toy StoryMy Ma would be like "get dis trash outa the house BRYNELLE"
- •Vincent from LostNo reason other then BEING A PAIN IN MY ASS
- •Zeus from Zeus and RoxanneMy mom would DIE for this little shit. She would MAKE us keep him. And I don't need that.
- •GoofyEars are so floppy. It's suspicious.
- •You've Got Mail dogLike GAWD just let them make out.
- •CliffordHere's the thing. I would be sitting down next to Clifford. And he would stare at me. And I'd be all "I'm sorry. I don't really like dogs. I don't have anything for you" And he'd just stare back. And then I'd be like "fuck it COMEHERE" and I'd pet him and think hmmm, ya know who would really like this dog? MY MAM. I would take it home and my mom would fall in love and make us keep it and I would have this perpetual asshole dog and I would love it and get attached and I CANT HAVE THAT MICHAEL
- •AirBud, Beethoven, Winn Dixie, Benji, Marley, Lady, Tramp, Lassie blah blah blhaAll too good. Too pure.
- •UnderdogPretentious dog
- •ScrappyCreepy dog
- •Max from The Little Mermaidcute old man dog
- •PlutoKind eyes. This one's okay.
- •KovuYeah, I know this isn't a dog. I'm just reaalllly into it. I think I'm a cat person.