Everything I've Watched/Heard This Summer, Ranked

  1. 23.
    Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates
    You know a movie's bad when the bloopers aren't even funny
  2. 22.
    Dead of Summer
    Freeform? More like free porn amiroit? @izzyz and like to play a game we call "are these characters about to have sex or stab each other?" while watching.
  3. 21.
    The Bachelorette
    You know what, it is what it is
  4. 20.
    Scream the TV Show
    I love this mess tbh. @MTV officially predicting that the killer is Zoe. Or Noah. Or Zoe AND Noah. Or Riley back from the dead.
  5. 19.
    The Bold and the Beautiful
    Oh man things are heating up on B&B. Liam just got his memories back but his ex wife has already moved in with his brother!!! With. His. BROTHER!!
  6. 18.
    Also this week Jerry from Parks and Rec made a cameo!
  7. 17.
    !!!
    On a daytime soap opera
  8. 16.
    Are You the One?
    OH MY GOD THIS SEASON. THIS IS THE BEST PART OF MY WEEK BUT ALSO MAKES ME QUESTION EVERYTHING ABOUY HUMANITY AND ALSO LIKE WHAT KINDA MAGIC VAHJEEN DOES JULIA HAVE? REALLY
  9. 15.
    Unreal
    I was so impressed with the first season but this season is a mess.
  10. 14.
    Welcome to Me
    This was only ok.
  11. 13.
    The Conjuring 2
    Omg Patrick Wilson's sideburns
  12. 12.
    The Shallows
    I hate to be that person here, but the shark deeeefinitely could have killed her. also I completely lost it when she popped the birds wing back together or whatever.
  13. 11.
    Star Trek Beyond
    Predictable and satisfying like a warm blanket.
  14. 10.
    Dogfight
    First of all, River Phoenix is hot as hell. Second, Eddie was tootally a little byotch boi. Third of all, I don't think I'd ever watched a sex scene that made me wish I was dead and also had no eye balls til I watched this movie. Other than that, thoroughly enjoyed.
  15. 9.
    Finding Dory
    👍
  16. 8.
    Community
    A season and a half in. So far, it's great
  17. 7.
    The Brother's Bloom
    Mark Ruffalo was so Mark Rufallo. And I LOVED Adrien Brody and Rachel Weisz. Great score
  18. 6.
    Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood
    I efffffing love Braylock
  19. 5.
    Swiss Army Man
    Idek how this movie worked but it worked.
  20. 4.
    Attack the Block
    Listen. I know all y'all are workin with that post Stranger Things blues and this movie is EXACTLY what you need. A pre-pubescent John Boyega SHINES. Fair warning, 90% of the script are the words "bruv" and "fam" and honestly it feels so right. ITS AN ALIEN INVASION BRUV. BELIEVE FAM.
  21. 3.
    Broad City
    Oh ya girl binged so hard and loved👏every👏minute👏
  22. 2.
    Stranger Things
    THIS CHILD SCREAMING SON OF A BITCH AND GOING ON A CHOCOLATE PUDDING RUN IS EVERYTHING I ASPIRE TO BE
  23. 1.
    Chance the Rapper's "Coloring Book"
    Good. God. What kinda JOY. Just. I just. I don't know if I need to take a nap or run five miles. This mixtape is a celebration, a nostalgic note, a love letter to Chicago, and so much more. You haven't lived til you're driving down country roads at dusk listening to Finish Line straight into Blessings. UGH Chance is so good y'all. This is the only thing I've listened to for 2 months and it's still just as good. Just go listen to it, it speaks for itself.