EXCERPTS FROM MY FORTY DAY LENTEN YOUTUBE CLEANSE DIARY

  1. Day 1: I feel pretty good about the no YouTube thang. It's gon be sooooooo easy.
  2. Day 1, hour 2: Maaaaaaaaaybe this was a lil ambitious.
  3. Day 2: The night is dark and full of terrors.
  4. Day 3: Is it too late to switch to Facebook? Or like dessert? You know what no. I am #stronger than dis. I CAN AND I WILL.
  5. Day 4: If I watch a buzzfeed video but it's on the buzzfeed website does that still count?
  6. Day 5: huh. 2am. Could reeeeaaaally use a YouTube vid rn.
  7. Day 6: At this point actually doing my homework is not even an option. I know. I will lay. And think.
  8. Day 7: GIVE ME BACK MY BLOOPER REELS YOU SWINE
  9. Day 8: Today, I opened up a new tab, typed in the words "youtube", felt a little adrenaline rush, and then immediately closed out the tabs. I did this at least fifteen times in a row.
  10. Day 9: Diary, have you ever heard of calligraphy Instagram accounts? They're pretty neat. I think I could probably watch these for hours.
  11. Day 10: Calligraphy Instagram videos are my new crack cocaine.
  12. Day 11: CALLIGRAPHY INSTAGRAM VIDEOOOOOOOS that's my shit that's my shit that's my shit that's my shit that's my shiiiiiiiiiit
  13. Day 12: Remember when I used to watch YouTube videos? That was a fun time to be alive.
  14. Day 13: I WATCHED A YOUTUBE VIDEO IN CLASS TODAY EHAT DOES THAT MEAN
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  16. Day 15: it's fine it's fine it's fine you know what it's gonna be fine it's fine I'm fine we're all fine FINE