First Five Things I'd Do if I Woke Up as Chris Hemsworth

  1. 1.
    Check out my whole weiner situation and finally answer the age old question- does it hurt for boys to ride bikes? Like people always tell me no, but I just don't believe that. I mean it's gotta, right?
    Do boys even go to soul cycle?
  2. 2.
    Just do a LOOOOT of pull ups.
    There has not been one day in my gaddamn life when I could do a pull up.
  3. 3.
    Maybe like go up to a bear and see what happens.
    I'm guessing the bear would be really scared of my mammoth size and shake my hand and concede.
  4. 4.
    Take a picture with Brynelle's body. I would cradle myself like a baby and then hold myself up like Simba while the Circle of Life plays in the background.
    Breaking 40 likes on Instagram. I could cry just thinking bout it.
  5. 5.
    Join a handbell choir. Could you. Imagine. Chris Hemsworth. PLAYING MUHFUGGIN HANDBELLS?