First Five Things I'd Do if I Woke Up as Chris Hemsworth
- •Check out my whole weiner situation and finally answer the age old question- does it hurt for boys to ride bikes? Like people always tell me no, but I just don't believe that. I mean it's gotta, right?Do boys even go to soul cycle?
- •Just do a LOOOOT of pull ups.There has not been one day in my gaddamn life when I could do a pull up.
- •Maybe like go up to a bear and see what happens.I'm guessing the bear would be really scared of my mammoth size and shake my hand and concede.
- •Take a picture with Brynelle's body. I would cradle myself like a baby and then hold myself up like Simba while the Circle of Life plays in the background.Breaking 40 likes on Instagram. I could cry just thinking bout it.
- •Join a handbell choir. Could you. Imagine. Chris Hemsworth. PLAYING MUHFUGGIN HANDBELLS?