I AM CURSED, FOR THE LORD HATH SCORNED ME

Tha gods have done cursed my ass
  1. With the ability to sleep walk down the ladder of my lofted bed, turn off my alarm clock, and go back to sleep WITHOUT REMEMBERING ANYTHING. Thus causing me to miss quizzes, tests, flights, buses, breakfast. And I LOVE breakfast.
  2. With the ability to watch hours upon hours of TV without any contact to civilization or any other form of sustenance other than Odwalla juices and loose mints AND FEEL ABSOLUTELY NO SHAME.
  3. With the ability to remember EVERY DAMN DETAIL of every type of media I have ever watched or heard, but reject any sort of valuable information about my field of study.
  4. With weird lookin knees.
  5. With shit eyesight.