My non-musical friends find these funny but this is serious stuff.
- •First ViolinsConfident/arrogant. Competitive. 99% Asian or homeschooled. Did I mention arrogant?
- •Second ViolinsReally chill. Sometimes too cool for orchestra, usually a little slutty. Front stand seconds contribute to 50% of second violin sound.
- •ViolasFuckin wierdos. Usually pretty chill but highly exclusive. Excluding the front stand, probably can't read music.
- •CellosReally nice. Abs of steel, secretly athletic. The words Golden Retriever come to mind.
- •BassSTONERS. guaranteed these guys are high 100% of the time. Girl bassists on the other hand are the coolest people. So much street cred for girl bassists.