THOUGHTS, FEELINGS, AND VIBES SURROUNDING THE DAY OF MY SENIOR DESIGN PRESENTATION

Officially finished✌️
  1. A week before the presentation:
  2. A day before the presentation:
  3. "Alright guys. We've got 18 hours before we have to present in front of a panel. Let's split up the work and get it done. Before midnight."
  4. "Yeah! That sounds like an achievable plan with an achievable time goal"
  5. **thirty minutes later**
  6. What the people in the library see:
  7. What's actually happening:
  8. What everyone else sees:
  9. What's actually happening:
  10. What the librarians see:
  11. What's actually happening:
  12. **midnight**
  13. Getting ready for the presentation:
  14. You know that part in What A Girl Wants when Collin Firth tells Amanda Bynes she has to reform herself and so she washes off her temporary tattoos and gets rid of all her fun clothes and puts her hair in a bun and becomes a proper lady?
  15. I feel like Amanda Bynes every time I have to put on a business suit.
  16. The actual presentation:
  17. "Alright team, huddle up
  18. I know we've all hated each other for the past two months
  19. And I know we all just wanna go home and watch tv right now
  20. But listen here
  21. We have a new enemy now
  22. And their names are Panel Member #1, Panel Member #2, and Panel Member #3.
  23. Speak clearly.
  24. But if you're not sure how to pronounce something, you best muffle it out.
  25. Always use the scientific chemical names. It sounds smarter.
  26. We are gonna crush this presentation.
  27. Today.
  28. We present.
  29. With hate.
  30. In our hearts.
  31. On three. One. Two. Three.
  32. TEAM ANTI-INFLAMMATORY DRUGS"
  33. Presenting:
  34. Questions:
    FUCK YOU PANEL MEMBER #2. HYDROBROMIC ACID IS CORROSIVE AND IT WILL ATTACK THE STAINLESS STEEL. WHAT WAS THAT? WHY DID I CHOOSE THE STAINLESS STEEL HEAT EXCHANGER THEN? BECAUSE I DONT UNDERSTAND SCIENCE AND IM IGNORANT THATS WHY PANEL MEMBER #2
  35. Walking out of the conference room:
  36. *clinks champagne flutes*
  37. *clears throat*
  38. "To conclude, I would like to make a formal toast.
  39. To my business pants,
  40. To Panel Member #1,
  41. To Panel Member #2, DAMN YOUR OUTFIT TODAY WAS 🔥🔥🔥 BUT I KNOW FOR A FACT I SAW A TWINKLE IN YOUR EYE WHEN YOU ASKED ME THAT QUESTION YOU KNOW I DIDNT HAVE THE ANSWER TO.
  42. And also,
  43. To Panel Member #3,
  44. To Google Slides,
  45. To all the tabs open on my browser,
  46. To our Senior Design Project group text,
  47. To my stress pimples,
    BEGONE YOU SWINESSSS
  48. And now.
  49. I watch TV."
  50. 🙏