Thoughts I Had as the Turbulence on My Plane Ride Got Waaaaay Out of Hand

  1. I'm going to die and all I can think about is how the series finale of Nashville literally stabbed me in the face.
  2. I'm going to die and the fully grown adult man sitting next to me wearing camo cargo shorts and what I believe to be really thick socks is SLEEPING THROUGH IT.
  3. I'm going to die and my last meal was coffee and falafel.
    Eh, that's accurate probably.
  4. I'm going to die and @joemurphy didn't know what rumspringa was.
    WHICH IS MORE TRAGIC? YOU DECIDE
  5. I'm going to die but the 4-year-old screaming hell child that's been tugging on my hair the entire flight is also going to die.
  6. I'm going to die and the only music I have on my phone is Beyoncé and Bleachers.
    Is my last song going to be "Countdown" or "Wake Me"?!
  7. I'M GOING TO DIE AND I'VE NEVER TRIED WEED
  8. God I hope season 6 of Teen Wolf is better than season 5. And that Theo stays dead. And that Dylan O'Brien is being safe. Also I'm going to die.