Thoughts I Had as the Turbulence on My Plane Ride Got Waaaaay Out of Hand
- •I'm going to die and all I can think about is how the series finale of Nashville literally stabbed me in the face.
- •I'm going to die and the fully grown adult man sitting next to me wearing camo cargo shorts and what I believe to be really thick socks is SLEEPING THROUGH IT.
- •I'm going to die and my last meal was coffee and falafel.Eh, that's accurate probably.
- •I'm going to die and @joemurphy didn't know what rumspringa was.WHICH IS MORE TRAGIC? YOU DECIDE
- •I'm going to die but the 4-year-old screaming hell child that's been tugging on my hair the entire flight is also going to die.
- •I'm going to die and the only music I have on my phone is Beyoncé and Bleachers.Is my last song going to be "Countdown" or "Wake Me"?!
- •I'M GOING TO DIE AND I'VE NEVER TRIED WEED
- •God I hope season 6 of Teen Wolf is better than season 5. And that Theo stays dead. And that Dylan O'Brien is being safe. Also I'm going to die.