Tips and Tricks for getting the most out of a Driving and Crying Session
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- •Tip #1 TAKE YA DAMN MAKEUP OFFYou KNOW yo ass got sensitive the skin
- •Tip #2 Save your big cry for the parking lot.Listen, we're not tryna die in a car accident here.
- •Tip #3 Matilda the Musical bitchYou know which tracks
- •Tip #4 Somewhere between Anne Hathaway in les mis and Toby McGuire when Uncle Ben diesThis is the level we aim for
- •Tip #5 Fucking buy ice cream. You're already at the Walgreens parking lot.You're uterus doesn't give a flying fart in space so why the heck should you!
- •Tip #6 Break out the "Cry ya eyes out" bookmark folder you madeThat's weird, it's only YouTube clips of Jane and Michael from Jane the Virgin
- •Tip #7 Gina Rodriguez' 2015 Golden globes acceptance speechI don't know just think about that for a while
- •Tip #8 At least you don't watch Nashville anymore.Hey you're life is falling apart but at least you respect yourself
- •Tip #9 Just drive home and go to bed.Wake up a better person tomorrow!