An on going list of moronic choices I've made recently:

  1. Signed up for both biology and environmental science at the same time.
  2. Agreed to housesit for someone that lives 45 minutes from my work/ school / tutoring/ and home.
  3. Be so booked for February that I'm already waiting for march.
  4. Step on a push pin and yell mother fucker loud in front of my mother.
  5. Opening a can with a steak knife.