Dear lady running in front of me

  1. Stop looking back at me to see if I'm still here.
  2. Yeah still here.
  3. Still running slower
  4. Am I panting super loud?
  5. Oh god I Am.
  6. I mean I can't hold my breath it makes it worse.
  7. Oh god stop looking back at me. I'm not following you.
  8. It's literally a trail.
  9. I swear my car is just half a mile away
  10. Are you like competing with me?
  11. Jesus. I'm a mouth breather.