1. This is the boyfrann
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  3. He's a teacher. Basketball coach. Mizzou alum.
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  5. We met when I got my personal training license. He was my instructor and I just wanted to date him.
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  7. When we first started dating he didn't kiss me for the first like five or six weeks. One time I got so frustrated I asked him what the fuck was up.
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  9. He's a really good music producer. It's definitely his passion but as of yet has only made a few bucks from it each year.
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  11. He's the only man I ever trusted with my dog. My dog doesn't like people who take away attention from him.
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  13. The lover is incredibly smart. He's been tested in the high IQ range. And all that. I think he has a certificate or something.
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  15. He hates like pictures. But he can suck it
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  17. One time he got into trouble for being so well dressed at school. Because a little teenager was so infatuated with him that they had to move her classes Away from him.
  18. What I learned from that is that my boyfriend is so good looking and I'll beat a bitch down.
  19. Also my boyfriend is extremely quiet. Super funny. And it drives me crazy because every time I meet a dude that knows him they also say he's such a good guy I need to keep him. Like I don't know that.
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  21. Don't ask the lover to clean. He once tried to dust the house with tilex