Requested by Boogie

How My Life Would Be Different If My Last Name Was Really 'Sizzle'

Fun fact bsizzle was my gogo dancing name. - requested by @Boogie
  1. First off I would have a built in trademark.
  2. Like Ashton Kutcher character saying burn I would say sizzle.
  3. The jokes of how I look sizzling would be endless.
  4. People would ask if my favorite restaurant is the sizzler
  5. Instead of simmer down people would tell me to sizzle down.
  6. My eyes would get stuck from all they eye rolling I do.