1. Stage 1: this drink is a bit strong. I need a straw.
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  2. Stage 2: alcohol doesn't own me! I own it!
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    Meaning I am double fisting shots.
  3. Stage 3: dance! Dance with me!
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    Also known as my giggly stage.
  4. Stage four: drunk texts for everyone!
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  5. Stage five: wake up the next day slightly drunk.
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