Nighttime phases my dog goes through before I can go to bed.
- •Phase 1: cuddle me I'm adorable also how did I get in your bed? I'm a ninja
- •Phase 2: mom removes disgusting bib and I do this annoying lip thing where I smack my lips. It's so fucking loud. And he does it at 2 am too.
- •Phase three: just kidding I'm not tired let's play.
- •Phase four: in exhausted from the five minutes of play let's cuddle and sleep. Until I get bored of you humans and go to my cooling Mat.
- •I'll also leave no room for you to actually lay down. On your king sized bed.