Real new year shit.

  1. You say new year new me.
    I say still fucking shit up on the reg.
  2. You say I'm finally going to get into shape
    I say I'm finally going to stop pretending I'm not sneaking taffy when you aren't looking.
  3. You say this is a fresh start
    I say still here.
  4. You say I'm finally going to run that race.
    I say I'm finally going to stop saying I'll run with you.
  5. You say I'm going to get my finances in order.
    I say but it's on sale.
  6. You say I'm going to eat healthier.
    I say smoothies and shakes are basically interchangeable.
  7. You say I'm going to be a better person.
    I say come at me when you wake up from your dreams.