1. Yelling at people who don't put their carts back in the cart return
  2. Yelling at People who go in the 10 items or less line with 12 or more items.
  3. People who still write checks in grocery stores
  4. People who don't pick up their dog shit next to the dog shit bags. I fucking loathe you assholes.
  5. Assholes who refuse to use the words Tall, Grande, or Venti. That's what it's called there pricks.
  6. My boss who wears an unseemly amount of perfume to go "running" aka give a handy to her neighbor.
  7. I don't know who did it but whomever started those fucking minion memes I fucking hate you.