Stages of my hangry boyfriend.

  1. Stage 1:Agitated
    This is okay because he's funny.
  2. Stage 2: grumpy but manageable.
    Like hold on babe.
  3. Stage 3: fucking annoyed at anyone breathing.
    Don't even look at him.
  4. Stage four: cannot function
    Run far away.
  5. Stage five: a real dick
    Like refuse to speak to him until he eats or force feed that mother fucker.
  6. Stage six: happy and fed