The one time I got a dart in my foot from twerking:
In honor of a girls night out coming up. Here's a horror story.
- •One night out with my bestie we were drunk as fuck
- •We went to this bar where the dart boards were like walled in except where you threw them. So three walls.
- •Anywho there's a table right by the dart boards that we always try to grab so we hit on dudes as the play.
- •And it works every time. We are sitting there and these hot AF med students come over to play.
- •And of course some jam at the time comes on over the speakers and I start dancing as drunk brynne does.
- •Well the hot med guys were like show us your gogo moves! ( thanks for telling them leslie) so i jumped up on the wall ( legs on the wall hands on the floor. Like a mother fuckin wheel barrel) and start twerking. Well when I jump down my heel directly lands into a dart.
- •So then I'm drunk crying. I'm yelling at the med students that they're terrible doctors and why won't they help.
- •They're like so excited to take this dart out of my foot. But my homie leslie is like brynne look at my face and then she just yanks out the dart.
- •And then the next day I went and got a tetanus shot.
- •The end.