Things I definitely need a life coach for:

  1. TV addiction.
    I'm sorry books.
  2. Finances.
    How do I never spend anything but still have no money?!
  3. Sleep.
    Aka I've been up for 24 hours and still going.
  4. Diet:
    A cake pop isn't a snack?!seriously though I eat like a frat bro.
  5. Not being an asshole.
    I'm sorry world.
  6. To be continued...
  7. Maybe someone to just run slower than me ?
    Like four minutes behind me so I feel really fast.
  8. Someone who holds my hand while I get a Brazilian