Things I did drunk today:

  1. Watched walker Texas ranger.
  2. Bought the walker Texas ranger theme song and sang to it.
  3. Googled weird porn.
  4. Laughed so hard at mascot porn.
  5. Watched Scientology shows and swore so loud my next door neighbor banged on my door
  6. Put a sweater on my dog.
  7. Googled more weird porn.