1. How much do I need this job
    A lot. #studentdebt #stillastudent
  2. What kind of mood am I in today?
  3. I've never called in sick in two and a half years could I today ?
    Probably not. Yesterday was holiday.
  4. I really need a vacation before my vacation in 6 weeks. Is that irresponsible?
  5. What excuses do I still have in my vault to leave early today?
  6. God I hope my boss got laid this weekend. I cannot deal.
  7. Could I put wine in a tumbler or something?
  8. How long could I be a functional alcoholic before someone took notice?