Thoughts in my first kick boxing class

  1. Everyone here looks like they are fit robots. And I think they can tell I ate French toast sticks for breakfast
  2. Oh god I'm not fit enough for this.
  3. Whyyyyyyyy?
  4. Don't. Make. Eye. Contact. With. The. Instructor.
  5. Don't come over here. Move along. Oh shit the instructor wants me to punch him.
  6. No I don't want to fix my feet.
  7. I'm already sore.
  8. I'm dead.
  9. I can't wait to go back.