LOW LEVEL SCARY MOMENTS OF MY DAY

  1. The McDonalds drive thru line was split from 2 separate lines, requiring merging of 7 hangry drivers
  2. I accidentally closed out of Netflix in the middle of an X-files episode
  3. My laptop is incapacitated bc windows 10 is taking 10 years to upgrade
  4. Some water from doing dishes sprinkled onto my rapidly growing pile of unopened mail
  5. I posted my first list