New Life Goals
- •Make a thing that is described as "a bit of alright" by a British person.
- •Do something awesome, then care about it as little as Harrison Ford cares about playing Han Solo.
- •Achieve a balance of fiber.
- •Become an inspiration to young girls everywhere.
- •Make a fortune writing speculative articles about movies that have already come out. "Could THESE be the villains in Amazing Spiderman 2?!"
- •Read more.