1. Make a thing that is described as "a bit of alright" by a British person.
  2. Do something awesome, then care about it as little as Harrison Ford cares about playing Han Solo.
  3. Achieve a balance of fiber.
  4. Become an inspiration to young girls everywhere.
  5. Make a fortune writing speculative articles about movies that have already come out. "Could THESE be the villains in Amazing Spiderman 2?!"
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