You never know what people will say while out shopping.
  1. "Oh, you have varicose veins too!"
  2. "I need a top for my mother in law. Maybe like yours...way too tight and unflattering. She's a bitch."
  3. "I'm having a white thong emergency."
    She proceeded to go straight to the panty tables and explain the importance of crisp white panties. She then bought only one pair.!
  4. I want a discount. I want a discount!
    No please or do you have a coupon? just this adamant belief that she deserved some special discount just for walking into the store.
  5. "You seem like a lovely girl. Do they make you dress like that here?"