1. Website with "brain" in the name. Sounds smart. Need to flesh out details.
  2. Luxury goods website catering to the needs of unemployed recent college grads who are "faking it til they make it."
  3. Dumbass social media site to sell to Yahoo for one billion dollars. Mostly just memes and whining.
  4. Website selling handmade crocheted sextoys called "pornterest."