THINGS I'D LIKE TO SAY SOMETIMES
- •I'm glad you're so happy with your South Korean selfie machine but your opinion of my iPhone is less than useless to me.
- •I don't care about your fantasy football team.
- •Your kids are pretty average which makes your love for them that much more amazing.
- •Your taste in music makes me sad about the future.
- •Your boobs mesmerize the simple minded
- •Immigrants don't want your job. Your Job sucks because you have no skills. Immigrants want better jobs.