I teach painting
  1. How do I make blue?
    Just mix your colours together till you get it...the best way to learn is to take initiative and try your best!
  2. What's a good sky color?
    How about blue? Do you know how to mix it?
  3. Does this look like a painting to you? I mean, like a real one?
  4. Am I finished?
    Is the class over? Then no....
  5. Do you like anal?
    I told this student that he was being too anal about the drawing.....awkward
  6. Is this your real job?
  7. Do you hate my painting?
    Hatred? Really? For a painting?
  8. How do you mix transparent?
    Christ!
  9. How do I do abstraction?
  10. How do I become famous?