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I honestly don't even know, but it's been a while and a half
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    It was definitely not this year
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    3 months?
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    What was the last thing I even wrote about?
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    Like, as opposed to the lists they only wrote 25% of, and hired a ghost writer for the rest.
After a mediocre debut, I stumbled into fortune when Microsoft used one of my tracks in a commercial for some unfortunately named Windows product. This funded a follow up album, despite any evidence of market demand. In this 2nd effort, I abandon any aspirations of marketability and assemble a strange smorgasbord of electro funk breakbeat grooves.
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    Some hack freelancer for an Internet "magazine" calls it the best sophomore album since Paul's Boutique.
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    **Album name TBD. Suggestions welcomed. Also, ask about any track and I will write a description for it. **
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    Intro 0:53
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There’s a 2nd season of An Idiot Abroad??!! πŸ™Œ
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    Karl
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    Fucking
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    Pilkington
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Driving from New Haven back to my parents house in Hamden, I got a brief look at the town I haven't been home to in years. Took some photo highlights.
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    In honor of new photo features in List Land, here's a photo post. Yay!
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    New Haven
    Still in New Haven, but wanted to add some more attractive buildings, for balance. #marketing
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    Brewster
    Technically "Edgerton Park". About 9 city blocks of open fields and wooded glades, complete with a fountain, a bridge, and an underground bunker/satan shrine. Closed after dark, perfect for keg parties.
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There's only one
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    So, I was just wondering, as I read people's lists that had photos attached, whether the text might be long enough that it would have to scroll, when viewed with the image all large and stuff. So I'm writing this list that has a really long list item and a really long description, just to see what will happen. Oh boy, this is fun. I'm so excited.
    I really don't want to think of four hundred and whatever characters worth of stuff to write in this description space, so here's some Lorem ipsum. Better yet, bacon ipsum: Bacon ipsum dolor amet brisket pork chop frankfurter cow turkey alcatra biltong shankle shank. Picanha doner pig filet mignon, salami pork chop meatloaf shank. Chuck jowl tenderloin, brisket pancetta shoulder andouille beef picanha alcatra short loin venison kevin pastrami ball tip. Bacon sausage spare ribs alcatra. Salami!!!
Starting it off right
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    10 mile mountain bike ride
    Safety patrol at our annual NYD trail run
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    Got muddy
    (See #1)
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    Got bloody
    (See #1)
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Inspired by @jonathanpaulkatz
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    Han Schlomo
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    Bubbie Fett
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    Obi Juan Epstien
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Was reminiscing with my bro about this story
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    One day, my brother, our friend and I decided we were going to skip school and take the train to NYC.
    I was a freshman or sophomore in high school and my brother was in Jr. High.
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    We took the city bus to New Haven and got the commuter train to New York.
    About a 3 hr trip in total. Adventure!
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    After arriving, we hung out in some food court somewhere and discussed our plans.
    Which consisted of heading to Times Square and buying fireworks, Chinese throwing stars and brass knuckles. Obviously.
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    "Talk to a man, if you can."
    Women aren't very helpful.
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    "I should have been a man. I'm a driver."
    (Meaning she has immense drive.)
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    "I went back up like a bullet."
    (Storming back into a room.)
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