Embarrassing Selfies

This has been quite enlightening and carhartic. Turns out I only post about 2% of the selfies I take. These are just the selfies easily accessible on my phone (which I got in June this year). Edit: I made this list suggestible, so @alexandraeu could add some more.
  1. This is the 2nd pic I took when I got this phone
    The 1st was a beer
  2. This was supposed to look cool
    At Barcade in Chicago
  3. 3D glasses
    Don't remember what movie
  4. Why do I look sad??
    I am doing lift-accessed mountain biking ... Trust me, I am very happy
  5. Myrtle Beach
    In the parking lot of an Italian restaurant, I found this wooden frame decorated with pictures of food and the words "selfie spot". Without a selfie stick, I was unable to get the camera far enough away to capture those details.
  6. Dick's Last Resort, Myrtle Beach
    After crafting my hat, the server licked the bill and stuck it to my forehead. That's the sort of thing they do there. It's "charming".
  7. Riding the balance board
    Again, very hard to capture the context without giving the camera to someone else
  8. I don't know what the hell this is about
    Just hanging out on the couch, shirtless.
  9. Walmart shoppers
    This is probably more embarrassing for my daughter than for me... She's wearing my Eagles t-shirt (which I bought for watching football) and stars & stripes tights.
  10. Yea ... It's a Bud Light.
    Bought Panthers tickets that included Bud hospitality tent access. All the decent beer (Goose Island) was already gone.
  11. Disney World
    Mickey's Very Merry Christmas Party, wearing my Vans ugly sweater t-shirt. "Happy Ollie Days"!
  12. Drunk in the Caribbean
    I had way more painkillers than I had pain ...
  13. word
    Suggested by   @alexandraeu