1. Write my first list
  2. Catch up on social media
  3. Use up a shitton of mobile data
  4. Try not to fart
  5. Hope nobody notices I took my shoes off
  6. Not pay enough attention to the Undisclosed podcast
  7. Look forward to drinking this beer I bought in Jacksonville
  8. Listen to Fahrenheit 451 audiobook so my 9th grader can write his book report
  9. Post some pics from the cruise