1. Shank-u-potamus!
  2. Hooray, injury!
  3. Yeah, Pickles!
  4. We have a better chance of beating cancer
  5. Alright! Way to blow!
  6. This coach is fucking worthless. I could call a better play than that! I'll work for half price.
  7. 2nd and 1 turns to 4th and 1 cuz we suck cock!
  8. We have aids