Things I Do That Piss Off My Dad

Sometimes I do these unconsciously and sometimes on purpose
  1. When he asks me something and I don't respond
  2. When I use my soft/quiet voice
  3. When I don't remember something he told me
  4. When I don't understand something
  5. When I can't give him clear directions
  6. When I don't answer my cell phone
  7. When I tell friends or others personal information about the family
  8. When I ignore him on purpose
  9. When my sister and I go out with friends and it's not a "safe" place according to him