MEMORIES YOU HAVE WHEN MICHAEL JACKSON IS YOUR GODFATHER

  1. Uncle Mike dressed as Santa Claus asking me to sit on his lap and take a photo at every family get together
  2. A left handed glove for every birthday
  3. Macaulay Culkin constantly coming over
  4. Picking up Bubble's poop- it taught me "responsibility"
  5. Constant IOUs for birthdays
  6. Awesome Halloween costumes