ROADS I'VE FUCKED UP THIS WEEKEND

Cities with grids are #chill. Semi-grids are #not.
  1. The 5
    The freeway itself is pretty straightforward. The signs are not. Especially when you just keep moving straight and forward. Which brings us to item #2
  2. The 580
    Who doesn't love an impromptu 90 minute detour?
  3. Dolores Street, SF
    $78 parking ticket. Listen, I thought it was a bad idea to park square in the middle of a lane too, but everyone else was doing it, okay mom?????
  4. Every street in the city of Davis
    Okay sure the zillions of cyclists have the right of way, but my car is bigger, faster, and heavier, and I wish y'all luck.
  5. The whole length of California
    Only success of the weekend: Sacramento to LA in 6 hours flat. I really fucked the shit out of the drive home 💯💯💯