1. Young thug and birdman conspiring to assassinate lil Wayne
    The birdman junior :/
  2. Fearing the pacific Northwest earthquake
    The article was a horror movie
  3. Speculating about working conditions for amazon's employees during prime day
  4. El Chapo escaping prison
    I feel certain that he just called an uber
  5. Midnight traffic on the freeway
    When can a girl just cruise in this town :(