1. It would be mental, right, if I said "want to come round and listen to the wu tang with me?"
    A 30 year old white poetry grad student who followed up, "sometimes I want to be ghostface"
  2. "I've seen you stomping through the library in your boots and thought, I want to be the thing that makes her so angry"
    A man who had locked himself in the stacks to brainstorm a name for his band
  3. "Yes, frolf [Frisbee Golf] in high school"
    In response to, "so, do you play sports?"