THINGS YOU HEAR WHEN ALL YOUR BFFS ARE LESBIANS

  1. "You totally have a right to feel that way."
    Re, overeating and feeling really full
  2. "Like, a real one or a baby dressed up as one?"
    Re my comment: "a really cute firefighter just passed by"
  3. "You know, it's a journey."
    Me when I'm straight as hell at the all lesbian party and someone says "are you queer?"