Best Ways to Say You Have to Go Pee

Peeing is one of life's great pleasures. These classic idioms make the pastime even more pleasurable.
  1. Gotta wizard.
  2. Gotta give the rat king his daily bath.
  3. Gotta get a refill of Sprite.
  4. Gotta send St. Nick down the chimney.
  5. Gotta call my folks and tell them I'm going clear.