1. Do I have everything? Where are my keys?
  2. Fuq it if I don't no time to go back
  3. Ugh my car is so dirty. Definitely gonna clean it out tonight and be so productive
  4. Is that a normal noise?
  5. If I break down on the way to work is that an excused absence?
  7. Am I late?
  8. Traffic won't be too bad right?
  9. *20 min in* how tired is too tired?
  10. How long can your blinks be before you're not blinking and just sleeping...? Asking for a friend.
  11. What day is it?
  12. I will literally be doing this for the rest of my life
  13. I spend 10 hours a week driving to and from work.
  14. 10 hours a week for the rest of my life I bet I could have cured cancer in that time
  15. Is it too late now to say sorry that I've listened to "Sorry" on repeat the entire time?
  16. It will be dark before I leave tonight