EXCUSES I'VE USED TO GET OUT OF THINGS

  1. "I'm so sorry, I'm doing anything else."
    A friend's webseries premiere.
  2. "My dog's been inside all day."
    True: but he lives in another state.
  3. "I have a headache."
    To get out of a cavity filling.
  4. "I'm swamped."
    All the time to just not see people that I think are on the spectrum.
  5. "I'll babysit sometime."
    To get out of my niece's play recital. I hope this post doesn't bite me in the ass someday. The Internet is temporary right?