PHRASES I'D LIKE TO COIN

  1. "I wish I had gotten more sleep."
  2. "Travel, you will never regret it."
  3. "That's your third serving, Mom."
  4. "Getting a swimming pool is like getting a gym membership, you think you'll use it a lot but you end up getting hit on by men in the showers."
  5. "Ladies and gentlemen, Hootie and the Blowfish."