1. Chapter One: The Day I Decided to Grace the World with My Presence.
  2. Chapter Two: What Does This Taste Like?
  3. Chapter Three: Will This Fit in My Nose?
  4. Chapter Four: Reasons to Wear a Helmet While Riding a Bike.
  5. Chapter Five: The Boys on the Little League Team WILL Pick on You for Wearing Elbow Pads at Bat.
  6. Chapter Six: Skip to College; Ages 10 through 18 Have Been Purposefully Forgotten.
  7. Chapter Seven: I'm Supposed to be Able to Find a Job After This?
  8. Chapter Eight: It'll Work Itself Out.